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Old 05-31-2008, 11:11 PM
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A missionary out in Borneo is grabbed by a pack of savages. As he is dragged screaming towards a big put that has been prepared for him, he cries out in a loud voice: "Lord, turn these cannibals into Christians." He is speechless as they suddenly stop, get round into a huddle, drop to their knees and pray: "For what we are about to receive, may the Lord..."
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A missionary out in Borneo is grabbed by a pack of savages. As he is dragged screaming towards a big put that has been prepared for him, he cries out in a loud voice: "Lord, turn these cannibals into Christians." He is speechless as they suddenly stop, get round into a huddle, drop to their knees and pray: "For what we are about to receive, may the Lord..."
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