In one of FHA's prior reincarnations, he was Pope Pious V. As the pope, he stayed extremely busy ridding Rome of prostitutes, heretics and the like, writing new doctrines, and occasionally performing a miracle or two himself. One day he turned a goblet of wine into a ball of silly putty, but not knowing what silly putty was, he ate it. Needless to say, it really put a damper on the holy order for a few days.