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Originally Posted by NCAngelFire
In one of FHA's prior reincarnations, he was Pope Pious V. As the pope, he stayed extremely busy ridding Rome of prostitutes
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Oh sh(BEEP)! How did you find that out about me?! I thought that murdering all witnesses would have erased my tracks forever (the power to have people burned at the stake on trumped up heresy charges is really very convenient if you're the pope).
But yes, I confess, I did have Rome cleansed of prostitutes. Not that I thought that that was a moral necessity. I was a bit lonely at the time and it was a good excuse to have all the hookers round up and some of them brought to my quarters.
For me to talk them out of their sinful ways of making a living obviously. To make them submit completely and utterly.
To jesus, obviously.
Sorry Angelfire, what did say.......excuse me??!! What on the Flying Spaghetti Monsters earth are you suggesting?! You know I would never have done that. To suggest that I would have have committed the sins of the flesh with women of the opposite sex is outrageous. I remind you I was pope at the time. As a high ranking Roman Catholic clergy man my taste was fully in accordance with RC doctrine: only consenting sheep or dogs, or choir boys aged 12 or younger.
greets,
Peter