Lie about the person above you

FHA, you old flirt you! *polishing AK47* I'm really not that good! You make me blush!

Aren't you behind the new movie "Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed"?

[friendly hardline atheist]

Hi Angelfire,

Originally Posted by NCAngelFire

FHA, you old flirt you! *polishing AK47*

Nonono, you're thinking of the wrong atheist here. It's Commodore Angryy who's doing all the flirting, with Sazzy. They're madly in love. They're gonna get married next month. Sazzy is already married, but fortunately for Commodore she is a Reformed Mormon feminist, and is perfectly ok with having multiple husbands. And her first husband is 42 years her senior, a guy she married exclusively for his money, so he won't be around too long to get between the newly-weds.
Since polygamy is outlawed in most states, they'll have to spend their honeymoon on the run from the authorities. But Commodore pm'ed me to say he's thrilled about that. He feels that being on the run together with Sazzy, the two of them up against the hole world, adds a nice touch of romance.

[Mycernius]

FHA originally came up with the idea of polygamy. Being over 3000 years old he inserted it into a little known work called the old testament, knowing that it would become a best seller. Unfortunately it only got picked up by the Mormons, so he'll have to move to Utah to live out his paradise. He hates too much salt.

[Sazzy]

Originally Posted by friendly hardline atheist

Hi Angelfire,



Nonono, you're thinking of the wrong atheist here. It's Commodore Angryy who's doing all the flirting, with Sazzy. They're madly in love. They're gonna get married next month. Sazzy is already married, but fortunately for Commodore she is a Reformed Mormon feminist, and is perfectly ok with having multiple husbands. And her first husband is 42 years her senior, a guy she married exclusively for his money, so he won't be around too long to get between the newly-weds.
Since polygamy is outlawed in most states, they'll have to spend their honeymoon on the run from the authorities. But Commodore pm'ed me to say he's thrilled about that. He feels that being on the run together with Sazzy, the two of them up against the hole world, adds a nice touch of romance.

Ok, I just spewed Dr. Pepper outta my nose. Thanks FHA!

[Sassy, you'd better be careful where you post! This is the "Lie about the person above you" thread *L*]

Sass, never fear, polygamy may be outlawed, but you'll be safe in Texas! Just remember to keep your magic undies on! I know you and Commodore will be very, very happy together (along with the 18 children)!

[Sazzy]

lol.

If my husband sees this thread I am toast!

[friendly hardline atheist]

Originally Posted by NCAngelFire

Sass, never fear, polygamy may be outlawed, but you'll be safe in Texas! Just remember to keep your magic undies on! I know you and Commodore will be very, very happy together (along with the 18 children)!

I don't think so about 18 children. You know that Commodore is as impotent as a castrated cat, right? During some experimental work in his engineering study, the lower part his body was accidentally exposed to nuclear radiation. Ever since, his private parts have been about as much use as a chocolate frying pan.

While it may be less satisfying in some ways, there are some practical benefits to his condition. The exposed regions of his body glow in the dark, quite brightly. So if Sazzy wants to do some bed time reading, she doesn't have to run up an electricity bill for the light. She can just tell Commodore to move down his underpants a bit and read by the light that shines from his dangly bits.

[JM]

Originally Posted by friendly hardline atheist

I don't think so about 18 children. You know that Commodore is as impotent as a castrated cat, right? During some experimental work in his engineering study, the lower part his body was accidentally exposed to nuclear radiation. Ever since, his private parts have been about as much use as a chocolate frying pan.

While it may be less satisfying in some ways, there are some practical benefits to his condition. The exposed regions of his body glow in the dark, quite brightly. So if Sazzy wants to do some bed time reading, she doesn't have to run up an electricity bill for the light. She can just tell Commodore to move down his underpants a bit and read by the light that shines from his dangly bits.

Friendly Hardline Atheist Gave his Life to Jesus today, moved to the bible belt and now cooks cookies for the elderly

Originally Posted by friendly hardline atheist

I don't think so about 18 children. You know that Commodore is as impotent as a castrated cat, right? During some experimental work in his engineering study, the lower part his body was accidentally exposed to nuclear radiation. Ever since, his private parts have been about as much use as a chocolate frying pan.

While it may be less satisfying in some ways, there are some practical benefits to his condition. The exposed regions of his body glow in the dark, quite brightly. So if Sazzy wants to do some bed time reading, she doesn't have to run up an electricity bill for the light. She can just tell Commodore to move down his underpants a bit and read by the light that shines from his dangly bits.

*ROFLMBO* reminds me of the song "glow worm, glow worm"... *ROFL*

[Mycernius]

NCAngelFire belongs to a highly secret militaristic society of the Vatican called the Holy Ninjas of the Scared Cross of Christ. Set up by the largely forgotten Pope, Pope Leon the Dribbler (1597-1608), in 1601, their throwing stars are disguised as little crosses and Gideons bibles (New Testament only. The entire book is just to heavy to throw accurately and can cause wrist damage) and Nun-chuks disguised as insense burners. They can do things with a verse from Exodus that leave grown Heretics crying and begging for forgiveness. You don't even want to know what they can do with the entire book, but frogs and a large baguette enter into it.