Lie about the person above you

[friendly hardline atheist]

Some time ago Frederick reported that porn king Paul Raymond had passed away. As it turns out, he converted to Hinduism shortly before his death. One of the Hindu gods who had always enjoyed Raymonds work decided he deserved a reincarnation. Lacking a newly born to transplant Raymonds spirit into, the Hindu god decided to randomly pick a mature person for it, which just happened to be Jon. So that explains the steamy adds on the forum home page, i.e. inthepursuitofgod is now being run by a smut-obsessed porn trader. Who will no doubt share some of the profits of his filthy business with long-time posters of this forum (hint, hint).

You can expect the nature of this forum to change substantially over the coming weeks. Its days as place where people explore and discuss God are over. Combining the Hindu conversion and smutty past, the forum will from now on become a place for people to discuss the Karma Sutra.

In one of FHA's prior reincarnations, he was Pope Pious V. As the pope, he stayed extremely busy ridding Rome of prostitutes, heretics and the like, writing new doctrines, and occasionally performing a miracle or two himself. One day he turned a goblet of wine into a ball of silly putty, but not knowing what silly putty was, he ate it. Needless to say, it really put a damper on the holy order for a few days.

[friendly hardline atheist]

Originally Posted by NCAngelFire

In one of FHA's prior reincarnations, he was Pope Pious V. As the pope, he stayed extremely busy ridding Rome of prostitutes

Oh sh(BEEP)! How did you find that out about me?! I thought that murdering all witnesses would have erased my tracks forever (the power to have people burned at the stake on trumped up heresy charges is really very convenient if you're the pope).

But yes, I confess, I did have Rome cleansed of prostitutes. Not that I thought that that was a moral necessity. I was a bit lonely at the time and it was a good excuse to have all the hookers round up and some of them brought to my quarters.




For me to talk them out of their sinful ways of making a living obviously. To make them submit completely and utterly.




To jesus, obviously.



Sorry Angelfire, what did say.......excuse me??!! What on the Flying Spaghetti Monsters earth are you suggesting?! You know I would never have done that. To suggest that I would have have committed the sins of the flesh with women of the opposite sex is outrageous. I remind you I was pope at the time. As a high ranking Roman Catholic clergy man my taste was fully in accordance with RC doctrine: only consenting sheep or dogs, or choir boys aged 12 or younger.

greets,
Peter

FHA we need to get more people playing this game with us--we can only lie about each other so many times before it starts...well...sounding like lies!!! No one is going to be able to tell which stories up above here about us are true and which are not! *gasp* What shall we do??!!

[friendly hardline atheist]

Hi Angelfire,

Originally Posted by NCAngelFire

FHA we need to get more people playing this game with us--we can only lie about each other so many times before it starts...well...sounding like lies!!! No one is going to be able to tell which stories up above here about us are true and which are not! *gasp* What shall we do??!!

Agreed. Maybe bringing some of the new sign-ups to the forum would help. Calley, any interesting views on the forum members here? Doesn't have to be those who posted just above you. We've changed it to spewing out just any load of creative nonsense about any forum member.

greets,
Peter

ps: what is that protein or other form of organic molecule in your new avatar?

Laminin. There's a email/video going around getting everyone excited about the protein that "holds everything together". Google "YouTube - Louie Giglio - Laminin" and you'll be able to find it. In keeping with the nature of this thread, I'm sure you'll enjoy it! *LOL*

[friendly hardline atheist]

Originally Posted by NCAngelFire

Laminin. There's a email/video going around getting everyone excited about the protein that "holds everything together". Google "YouTube - Louie Giglio - Laminin" and you'll be able to find it. In keeping with the nature of this thread, I'm sure you'll enjoy it! *LOL*

In keeping with the spirit of this thread: oh how I enjoyed that! Thanks Angelfire, that clip was the best birthday present I could have wished for. You're too kind to me.

greets,
Peter

[JM]

Originally Posted by NCAngelFire

Laminin. There's a email/video going around getting everyone excited about the protein that "holds everything together". Google "YouTube - Louie Giglio - Laminin" and you'll be able to find it. In keeping with the nature of this thread, I'm sure you'll enjoy it! *LOL*

Dude i looked that up and watched the video on youtube.

Honestly.. what the heck is that meant to prove?? is that meant to confirm that Jesus existed? is that meant to confirm christianity is correct and all other religions are wrong?

Man how people associate things to support their beliefs

Its like the EGG being sold on ebay with a picture of Jesus face in it

Interesting how in the video they Turned it to be upright like a cross, what if its really the other way around lol...

Man I think its getting even more stupider... like grasping at straws

[friendly hardline atheist]

Originally Posted by JM

Its like the EGG being sold on ebay with a picture of Jesus face in it

Oh Jon, how could you be so cynical?! Doubting the protein ok, but don't tell me you'd doubt the following deeply moving story of divine revelation in food:

Atheist Sees Image of Big Bang in Piece of Toast

Surely reading that brought tears to your eyes as it did with me?!

greets,
Peter

JM I've gotta agree with you. It, Laminin, could just as easily prove the..uh...gluten in the FSM.