Lie about the person above you

[JM]

Originally Posted by friendly hardline atheist

Oh Jon, how could you be so cynical?! Doubting the protein ok, but don't tell me you'd doubt the following deeply moving story of divine revelation in food:

Atheist Sees Image of Big Bang in Piece of Toast

Surely reading that brought tears to your eyes as it did with me?!

greets,
Peter

Lol.. yeah i like that one..

[JM]

Here is another

YOUR OWN PERSONAL JESUS TOAST.

[Servant_Of_God]

Lol Thread!!!!!!!

FHA, I agree that we may have to drag some other posters in here to keep this game going. Shall I take Someday for example? She continues to insist that she is actually a male posting, but have you never seen a photo of her? About, oh, 5'6 with short, thick brown hair, roundish face, very cute. Very, very smart. What I admire most about her is her past career in law enforcement. It takes a very gutsy woman to be a police officer. She's quite a gal!

[friendly hardline atheist]

Originally Posted by NCAngelFire

FHA, I agree that we may have to drag some other posters in here to keep this game going. Shall I take Someday for example? She continues to insist that she is actually a male posting, but have you never seen a photo of her? About, oh, 5'6 with short, thick brown hair, roundish face, very cute. Very, very smart. What I admire most about her is her past career in law enforcement. It takes a very gutsy woman to be a police officer. She's quite a gal!

While being a cop can be a very admirable job, you know she was kicked out of the force for corruption, don't you? A lengthy Internal Affairs investigation led to the discovery that she had taken home substantial portions of drugs she had seized, to have a bit of fun over the weekends. She got up to some pretty wild things while under the influence. Distinctly non-christian things. Although it was under the influence that she first found jesus. Along with a bunch of his party animal Mexican friends. I think I shouldn't go into too much detail about that. It would be highly inappropriate on a forum like this.

Quite the party gal indeed!