Litie Humour!

Lice are tiny bugs that love to crawl on people and other animals. They travel in groups and the leaders are called head lice, not to be confused with head lights on your car. Common lice are satisfied to live on your arm or leg, but head lice like to get ahead. If you get head lice on your head, the only way to get rid of them is to shampoo with Lice All or use Lice All Spray.


Dear Telly,
Do you think chicken should be cooked in grease?
Curious in Chickawa

Dear Curious:
Yes, I do. I think chicken should be cooked in every country. Incidentally, you misspelled “Greece.”
Sincerely,
Telly D. Truth