From an agnostic

[Mycernius]

Dude, you seriously need a sense of humour transplant.

[Commodore Angryy]

Originally Posted by Mycernius

Dude, you seriously need a sense of humour transplant.

I would have been fine with the lack of humour ... if he responded to MY post, which was the SERIOUS one.

DAMMIT!

[Mycernius]

I could always post another fundie rant if you wish.
Quite simple use the word god in capitals a lot. Jesus isn't just Jesus, it must be Our Lord Jesus Christ or Our Saviour Jesus Christ, and the word saviour MUST be used at least twice. One thing I did forget and all fundies like it was the phrase "He died for our sins" or something of a similar nature. The words light and glory are popular along with as many bible quotes as you can come up with and the word repent must be used and along with Satan, or his many names, and darkness and punishment. Remember if the word hell is used it must also be in upper case, just to emphaise the badness of the place. You must always act with an air of superior authority and remember the preachy attitude. Remember theses few tips and you too can sound like a Christian fundie.
For Islam just replace God with Allah, Jesus with Muhammad and Bible with Qu'ran. The only real difference is that although Muslims have practically diefied Muhammad, he isn't a God, so no dying for sins and infidel sounds so much better than unbeliever.

[The servant]

Originally Posted by Commodore Angryy

I would have been fine with the lack of humour ... if he responded to MY post, which was the SERIOUS one.

DAMMIT!

You seem to find it ok and fun to mock God our creator, I find it revolting, and sickening, and the more I listen to atheist here, the less I like either of you.
But it is said let vengeance be mine Sayeth the Lord, so as you reap I believe that you will also sow many times over.
I do not feel sorry for you, for what you have to come, as we all are given the choice, your path it seems is very dark one!
Before I came to an awakening, I never insulted people like you seem to do, for a hobby!
Try reading the passage from the book again, if you can understand it, it is meant for you!
I know I leave myself open to further conversation by even talking to you, but remember I choose when and who I wish to talk to.

[The servant]

Originally Posted by Mycernius

Dude, you seriously need a sense of humour transplant.

You are not funny!

[friendly hardline atheist]

Originally Posted by The servant

You seem to find it ok and fun to mock God our creator, I find it revolting, and sickening

You'd better get used to it. The era of religious beliefs being respected just because they are religious beliefs, is coming to a close. There is an increasing number of atheists prepared to laugh at the emperor for being butt naked.

A nice related bit of news came from the Secular Coalition of America. They had searched for the highest ranking elected official prepared to openly state his/her non-belief. That turned out to be a member of the House, Pete Stark from San Francisco. The Secular Coalition reported they have by now received in private more announcements of non-believers. The SC won't 'out' them against their will, but they are there. There may be more announcements coming up soon.

Originally Posted by The servant

But it is said let vengeance be mine Sayeth the Lord, so as you reap I believe that you will also sow many times over.
I do not feel sorry for you, for what you have to come, as we all are given the choice, your path it seems is very dark one!

Hmm, how hard can it be? How hard can it be for believers to understand that warnings or threats of some terrible fate don't impress non-believers? It won't make any difference if hell suddenly was said to be 10 times worse than it was previously thought to be. If you don't believe it, then the scope of the horror doesn't do anything.

And so nice of you btw to say you don't mind what would happen to the atheists if your beliefs were real. Such a pleasant attitude. It really reflects so well on christian-inspired morality, 'Haha, you will burn for your blasphemy! Serves you right, you unrepentant atheist sinners!'. Lovely. That is so kind. Thank FSM we have christianity to guide people to the light. If we didn't have ideas like those expressed by The Servant, how could we even hope to keep society going to the end of the year? If we hadn't people with attitudes like those of The Servant, I'm sure we'd all instantly turn to killing our neighbours for their drugs and raping their children.

Peter

[Grace]

Originally Posted by Commodore Angryy

I would have been fine with the lack of humour ... if he responded to MY post, which was the SERIOUS one.

DAMMIT!

Why don't you start a new thread, CA? Move it off of David's intro post.

[Grace]

Welcome, David!
I believe in universal reconciliation...and love to discuss theology.

[Mycernius]

Originally Posted by The servant

You seem to find it ok and fun to mock God our creator, I find it revolting, and sickening, and the more I listen to atheist here, the less I like either of you.
But it is said let vengeance be mine Sayeth the Lord, so as you reap I believe that you will also sow many times over.
I do not feel sorry for you, for what you have to come, as we all are given the choice, your path it seems is very dark one!
Before I came to an awakening, I never insulted people like you seem to do, for a hobby!
Try reading the passage from the book again, if you can understand it, it is meant for you!
I know I leave myself open to further conversation by even talking to you, but remember I choose when and who I wish to talk to.

Get off your oh so high horse and out of your own arse. You don't even follow the correct teaching of the Bible yourself, instead follow the teachings of another book written by a falible man in the 20th century. It seems that because you are so far up your own arse that satire, sarcasm, and irony have passed you by.
You are the type of fundie that I'd expect to type what I was making fun of and you did (Irony anyone?). If I were a christian I would be embarrased by people like you because you are the type of person that makes non-christians think that ALL christians are humourless and dour when it come to satire of their own religion, and I know from experience that they are not.


Sorry to all other members for that rant, but this guy brings the worst out in me because of his attitude of supposed superiority and complete lack of humour.

[The servant]

Originally Posted by Grace

Why don't you start a new thread, CA? Move it off of David's intro post.

You are right Grace! I have no wish mind you to stoke their fire any Higher!

Regards Peter